We do plenty of genre pictures on this podcast, but one genre we've rarely looked at is the romantic drama. It's high time we rectified that by watching this ice-cold clunker from the 80's about a bubble boy and his rocker love interest! Join Tom and Ryan as they discuss plate glass sex scenes, whiny main characters, and the various state requirements for getting legally married. It's our discussion of Crystal Heart!

Time stamps:

0:04:30 - Background

0:18:55 - Back-of-the-Box Summary

0:29:55 - Notable Scenes

0:37:10 - The Good

0:43:20 - The Bad

1:06:15 - The Ugly

It's the mid-2000s and fantasy is IN thanks to Lord of the Rings! Unfortunately wer're stuck with a D-grade attempt at an LotR-style fantasy movie based on a video game, headed by Uwe Boll. Join Tom and Ryan as they talk action stars, over-acting, and cramming too much plot into one poorly paced film. It's our review of In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Seige Tale!

Time stamps:

0:04:10 - Background

0:42:15 - Back-of-the-Box Summary

0:52:15 - Notable Scenes

1:03:15 - The Good

1:10:10 - The Bad

1:26:10 - The Ugly