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School of Schlock

A podcast for B-movie discussion. A new film is discussed on the 1st and 15th of every month.
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Now displaying: 2020
Dec 15, 2020

Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays! It's another yuletide treat straight from our friends at the Lifetime Channel. This time we follow a street-smart city gal and the uptight agent assigned to protect her as they discover the heart of Christmas...and their love for each other! Settle in by the fire as we talk about romance, frosted tips, ugly sweaters, and turning state's evidence. It's our review of Undercover Christmas!

 

Time stamps:

0:03:45 - Background

0:16:25 - Back-of-the-Box Summary

0:25:25 - Notable Scenes

0:38:55 - The Good

0:48:35 - The Bad

1:03:30 - The Ugly

Dec 1, 2020

Where do you go when you need radioactive materials in the post-apocalypse? Look no further than Captain Strike, AKA Rage, a wasteland survivor with muscle, smarts, and a too-tight tank-top! Listen in as Tom and Ryan discuss a film that features strange soundtrack choices, inappropriate clothing, and The Bible. It's our review of the Italian action schlock film, A Man Called Rage!

 

Time stamps:

0:03:22 - Back-of-the-Box Summary

0:13:15 - Background

0:20:35 - Notable Scenes

0:33:20 - The Good

0:37:00 - The Bad

0:53:52 - The Ugly

Nov 15, 2020

We're back to looking at another modern Hollywood blockbuster that failed to live up to expectations! This time, a steampunk adventure turns out to be Sean Connery's final film role. Join Tom, Ryan, and special guest Sami as they delve into such important topics such as how a film falls apart, what not to do with your female characters, and what audiences are looking for in supergroup team-ups. It's our feature-length mega-review of The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen!

Time stamps:

0:04:35 - Background

0:37:23 - Back-of-the-Box Summary

0:41:50 - Notable Scenes

1:02:00 - The Good

1:12:27 - The Bad

1:29:23 - The Ugly

Nov 1, 2020

Sci-fi films aren't always focused on alien invasions or robotic uprisings. Sometimes the best sci-fi conflicts can be found in unlikely places: for example, Senate subcommittees! Join Tom and Ryan as they watch a film that dares to ask about the practicality of funding an earth-orbiting space station. Along the way, they'll talk about shaky cameras, scientific jargon, and Aaron Sorkin. So tune in for our review of Destination Space!

 

Time stamps:

0:03:00 - Background

0:20:10 - Back-of-the-Box Summary

0:26:00 - Notable Scenes

0:41:30 - The Good

0:49:10 - The Bad

1:00:30 - The Ugly

Oct 15, 2020

Every great filmmaker has to start somewhere, and many make their first marks in low-budget B-movies. Here we have proof that even icons like Francis Ford Coppola aren't immune from a B-movie backlog in their filmography. Join Tom, Ryan, and special guest George Heftler from the Best Little Horror House in Philly podcast for an #AllTheHorror special collaboration where we talk about sequels, missed opportunities, and Wes Anderson! It's our review of Dementia 13!

 

Time stamps:

0:06:30 - Background

0:31:20 - Back-of-the-Box Summary

0:39:35 - Guest Introduction

0:42:00 - Notable Scenes

1:00:40 - The Good

1:08:35 - The Bad

1:14:45 - The Ugly

Oct 1, 2020

Can any recent blockbusters really be said to be "B-movies?" We sure think so, as we turn to a Tom Cruise vehicle from 2017 to see just how bad blockbusters can be. A mummy is trying to resurrect an Egyptian god in this failed Dark Universe reboot. Join Tom, Ryan, and special guest Mike as they discuss all the important aspects of this film, including Russell Crowe's voice-overs, dramatic versions of The Monster Mash, and Jack Black erotica. It's our review of the latest version of The Mummy!

 

Time stamps:

0:04:08 - Background

0:24:48 - Back-of-the-Box Summary

0:34:35 - Notable Scenes

0:49:01 - The Good

0:59:30 - The Bad

1:12:24 - The Ugly

Sep 15, 2020

He was a legend of martial arts who passed away far too young; the legacy of Bruce Lee can be felt today throughout action films. But what did seedy Hong Kong B-movie makers do to exploit that legacy just after Lee died? Join Tom and Ryan to find out as they talk all things Bruce Lee and Bruce Lee knock-offs, while also discussing such relevant topics as Popeye, sexual assassination, and the best method for stopping Dracula. There's all-star line-up of fictional characters just waiting in our review of The Dragon Lives Again!

 

Time stamps:

0:03:10 - Background

0:16:20 - Back-of-the-Box Summary

0:27:23 - Notable Scenes

0:34:12 - The Good

0:40:30 - The Bad

0:56:13 - The Ugly

Sep 1, 2020

What happens when science goes too far...in 20,000 B.C.?!? That fascinating question is at the heart of this sci-fi tinted sword-and-sandals Italian epic. Join Tom and Ryan as they talk about mind transplants, pit fights, and what it means to have a film with no texture. Oh, also they get into the subject of geothermal-based apocalypses. Set your magnetic devices to listen in on our review of The Giant of Metropolis.

 

Time stamps:

0:03:07 - Background

0:13:53 - Back-of-the-Box Summary

0:19:40 - Notable Scenes

0:32:30 - The Good

0:38:52 - The Bad

1:02:00 - The Ugly

Aug 16, 2020

ONE HUNDRED EPISODES! We had to celebrate somehow, and so we've brought in guests from episodes past to discuss one of the most infamous bad movies of the past twenty years, the Scientology-and-Travolta vehicle Battlefield Earth! We also talk about related things like wrestling names, tarps, Goodbye Earl, and trying to figure out if one of our guests is secretly a Scientologist. Happy anniversary to us!

 

Time stamps:

0:05:35 - Background

0:32:38 - Back-of-the-Box Summary

0:47:55 - Guest Introductions

0:52:05 - Notable Scenes

1:15:35 - The Good

1:25:00 - The Bad

1:50:40 - The Ugly

Aug 2, 2020

It's time once again to delve into an infamous, bottom-of-the-barrel, all time worst B movie. This time a family tries to survive the post-apocalypse while being hunted by a robot gorilla. Join Tom and Ryan as they talk Hollywood blacklists, famous composers, and a dinosaur-based Ragnarok. Fire up your calcinator ray and listen in to our review of Robot Monster!

 

Time stamps:

0:04:22 - Background

0:25:40 - Back-of-the-Box Summary

0:30:45 - Notable Scenes

0:42:55 - The Good

0:49:25 - The Bad

1:01:15 - The Ugly

Jul 15, 2020

Space may be the final frontier, but it's also the last place you want to be stuck fighting off angry fire aliens and gravity plates. Join Tom and Ryan as they discuss this early 60's sci-fi drudgery, and also talk about the value of work, more poor use of women characters, and of course the properties of oxygen. It's our review of The Phantom Planet!

 

Time stamps:

0:05:20 - Background

0:15:02 - Back-of-the-Box Summary

0:19:30 - Notable Scenes

0:28:10 - The Good

0:34:05 - The Bad

0:53:12 - The Ugly

Jul 3, 2020

A heist movie. A war film. An adventure flick. Join Tom and Ryan as they watch a movie that tries to be all that and more, which ends up meaning it's incredibly uneven and strange. They also discuss disco music, character deaths (or the lack thereof), and perhaps the most star-studded film work we've ever watched for this podcast. It's our review of Escape to Athena!

 

Time stamps:

0:04:20 - Background

0:29:30 - Back-of-the-Box Summary

0:35:12 - The Good

0:46:05 - The Bad

1:06:55 - The Ugly

Jun 15, 2020

Action movies of the late 80s and early 90s were great vehicles for bodybuilders and professional wrestlers. And boy are there a LOT of films from this time that made use of meatheads! Join Tom and Ryan as they take in a film about intergalactic cops duking it out over the fate of a kid. They also discuss governing Minnesota, wanting POWERRRR, and related film The 13th Warrior. It's our review of Abraxas, Guardian of the Universe!

 

Time Stamps:

0:03:25 - Background

0:20:32 - Back-of-the-box Summary

0:26:53 - Notable Scenes

0:38:55 - The Good

0:43:02 - The Bad

0:59:45 - The Ugly

Jun 8, 2020

The 1980s were the peak decade for sword-and-sorcery fantasy cinema...and that means that a whole lot of B-grade fantasy films were produced. Some films tried to stand out by fully indulging in some grindhouse-style nudity, and Tom and Ryan are stuck watching one of those! Along the way they discuss mud wrestling (naturally), as well as Phil Spector, Internet user movie reviews, and the value of a sneering villain. It's our review of Barbarian Queen II: The Empress Strikes Back!

 

Time Stamps:

0:04:15 - Background

0:26:10 - Back-of-the-box Summary

0:31:40 - Notable Scenes

0:44:28 - The Good

0:51:46 - The Bad

1:05:20 - The Ugly

Jun 2, 2020

#PodcastBlackout
#BlackLivesMatter

 

Time Stamps:

0:00:32 - A partial list of black Americans killed by police officers since 2014

0:02:45 - Places to donate

May 15, 2020

We've got even more 70's horror in store with this lizardman sci-fi creature feature! A meteorite turns a man into a murderous monster, and only the wisdom of Navajo legends hold the key to stopping him. Join Tom and Ryan as they talk about important relevant topics like the effects of the moon, euthanasia, and of course, Batman. So turn down that old 45 of California Lady, and turn up our review of Track of the Moon Beast!

 

Time Stamps:

0:04:08 - Background

0:12:14 - Back-of-the-box Summary

0:16:45 - Notable Scenes

0:30:45 - The Good

0:39:35 - The Bad

1:03:50 - The Ugly

May 1, 2020

Big-budget Korean cinema has never been bigger or budgetier! A cast of D-list Americans are up against a mighty monster that seeks to destroy humanity at the behest of its alien masters! Join Tom and Ryan as they discuss this 90s kaiju flick and also talk about Independence Day, Godzilla 1998, early CGI, and endless horrible quips! So tune in, because we'd like you to meet our little friend, Reptile 2001 (AKA 2001 Yonggary)!

 

Time Stamps:

0:04:30 - Background

0:17:50 - Back-of-the-box Summary

0:23:05 - Notable Scenes

0:37:00 - The Good

0:45:15 - The Bad

1:03:45 - The Ugly

Apr 15, 2020

Classic vampire horror slowly oozes out of a 70's B-grade thriller that seems to be two films in one. It's got a baby that feeds on blood, a detective killed with a coffin lid, and even occult night classes! Join Tom and Ryan as they discuss high body counts, stretching tension past the breaking point, and of course one actor's Star Trek-related honor. So stop your hell-raising seance and listen to our review of Grave of the Vampire!

 

Time Stamps:

0:02:45 - Background

0:14:15 - Back-of-the-box Summary

0:18:55 - Notable Scenes

0:27:40 - The Good

0:44:05 - The Bad

1:04:55 - The Ugly

Apr 1, 2020

A film where cool heroes spray bullets at terrorist bad guys? 80's action has never looked so hot! Or so disjointed and fake! Join Tom and Ryan as they delve into a dubbed (and then re-dubbed) action film that's practically unwatchable! We also discuss important topics like the French ninja genre, landmines, and being not-Clint Eastwood. What more could you want? Don your sexiest commando outfit and check out our review of Operation Las Vegas!

 

Time Stamps:

0:04:05 - Background

0:16:00 - Back-of-the-box Summary

0:22:30 - Notable Scenes

0:39:10 - The Good

0:46:10 - The Bad

0:59:30 - The Ugly

Mar 15, 2020

Looking for some snake-based horror, but tired of re-watching Anaconda? Well come check in on this 1970s herpetological horror flicks that has a bunch of rattlesnakes attacking a small Southwestern community! Tom and Ryan regroup to discuss the fanged fury and to touch on related topics like Law and Order (for snakes), the women's liberation movement, and the music of A Muppet Christmas Carol. So put down those hand grenades and listen to our review of Rattlers!

Time Stamps:

0:04:02 - Background

0:13:45 - Back-of-the-box Summary

0:17:55 - Notable Scenes

0:33:30 - The Good

0:39:50 - The Bad

0:54:05 - The Ugly

Mar 1, 2020

The Magnificent 7. The Wild Bunch. Ensemble Westerns are some of the most iconic films in the entire Western genre. Good thing we have 100 minutes of a charisma-less knock-off to watch! Join Tom and Ryan as they watch a meandering cowboy film and discuss important related topics, such as Cesar Romero, bardic inspiration, and of course every Chief Petty Officer involved in World War 2. Hang your inhibitions high and listen to our review of The Proud and the Damned!

Time Stamps:

0:04:25 - Background

0:21:50 - Back-of-the-box Summary

0:23:30 - Notable Scenes

0:37:50 - The Good

0:46:00 - The Bad

1:01:10 - The Ugly

Feb 15, 2020

Who doesn't appreciate the film Jaws? It might be the single most iconic horror film from the 70's. So iconic that other films tried to copy it...to varied degrees of success. So you might be asking yourself, what would Jaws set at a ski lodge look like? Well look no further than this week's movie! Join Tom and Ryan as they discuss Yeti attacks, and also connections to Psycho, the 1968 Winter Olympics, five-gun salutes, and Ewok/Wampa cross-breeding. It's our review of Snowbeast!

Time Stamps:

0:05:55 - Background

0:25:26 - Back-of-the-box Summary

0:27:05 - Notable Scenes

0:42:05 - The Good

0:52:15 - The Bad

1:07:10 - The Ugly

Feb 1, 2020

We're still on our kick of movies themed around ancient peoples! This time we get to see what it would be like to have a romance reality show 10,000 years in the past, as eligible singles contend with tribal law and each other to find a mate in this 50's snore-fest. Join us as we talk about this film and related topics like Greek choruses, Futurama, An Occurrence at Owl Creek Bridge, and winking practice. So grab your favorite macaw and tune in to our review of The Wild Women of Wongo!

 

Time Stamps:

0:06:02 - Background

0:13:15 - Back-of-the-box Summary

0:15:52 - Notable Scenes

0:30:25 - The Good

0:34:50 - The Bad

0:44:55 - The Ugly

Jan 15, 2020

If the Flintstones taught us anything, it's that the Stone Age was a hot property in the 1960s. Join Tom and Ryan as we sit down to witness a film capitalizing on cavemen popularity while throwing dune buggies and shaving cream into the mix. We also discuss such relevant topics as the Bible, camping and survival tips, and women's names as song titles. So stop chatting with those dead ancestors of yours and listen in on our review of Eegah!

 

Tim Stamps:

0:03:44 - Background

0:15:10 - Back-of-the-box Summary

0:21:40 - Notable Scenes

0:34:50 - The Good

0:38:45 - The Bad

0:52:15 - The Ugly

Jan 1, 2020

Once again the new year is upon us, so we have to take a moment to reflect on all the terrible movies we watched in the previous year. Which characters ruined our movie-watching experiences in 2019? Which moments in these movies were the worst we had experienced? And what visuals looked like rushed grade school projects? Find out in our annual Schlocky Awards!

Time Stamps:

0:04:50 - Film List & Lifetime Achievement Discussion
0:09:16 - Worst Character
0:52:30 - Worst Moment or Line
1:28:30 - Best Moment
1:39:30 - Worst Visual
1:53:30 - The 10 Worst Films of the Year

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