Four scientists have crash on Mars and have to survive the barren alien landscape, but if you come to this film expecting The Martian, just click your heels three times and go home! We watch this plodding movie where nothing happens while discussing why nothing happens; we also talk about Martian lectures, a cabal of vending machine operators, and the use of this film as a safe, non-addictive sleeping aid. There's no place like home, and there truly is no movie quite like The Wizard of Mars!
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0:04:35 - Film Summary
0:13:20 - Background
0:28:23 - The Good & The Bad (Mostly the Bad)
0:46:35 - The Ugly
1:05:30 - Improvements
Adorable, furry parasites from parts unknown are out to conquer the human race via mind control, and Tom and Ryan have to watch this poorly-plotted piece of sci-fi dreck to find out how to stop them! Along the way they discover a missing group of scientists, find out how to make monsters out of pipe cleaners, and uncover a role played by a future titan of science fiction cinema. You don't need to spend forever searching for clues; just listen to our review of The Brain Eaters!
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0:03:23 - Film Summary
0:31:05 - Background
0:51:58 - The Good
0:59:18 - The Bad
1:11:52 - The Ugly
1:27:10 - Improvements