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School of Schlock

A podcast for B-movie discussion. A new film is discussed on the 1st and 15th of every month.
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Mar 1, 2023

It was only a matter of time before we ended up reviewing a SyFy original movie, and our desire to revisit the disaster film genre has led us to doing just that. The disaster this time? Earthquakes! Join Tom and Ryan as they discuss phoned-in performances, stealth lasers, and shoe-meltingly bad effects. It's our review of Megafault!

 

Time stamps:

0:03:40 - Background

0:28:50 - Back-of-the-Box Summary

0:43:45 - Notable Scenes

0:52:00 - The Good

0:54:50 - The Bad

1:16:35 - The Ugly

Feb 15, 2023

It's time for some classic Roger Corman, and this time we're looking at one of his earlier films, a horror monster movie with a classic sci-fi bent. Join Tom and Ryan as they discuss liquid shellfish, never-ending action, and The Professor from Gilligan's Island. It's our review of Attack of the Crab Monsters!

 

Time stamps:

0:03:40 - Background

0:24:40 - Back-of-the-Box Summary

0:38:10 - Notable Scenes

0:45:40 - The Good

0:53:35 - The Bad

1:08:35 - The Ugly

Feb 1, 2023

Rocky, Million-Dollar Baby, Real Steel...just how many fighting sport films are out there, anyway? This film makes the case that there's at least one too many! Join Tom and Ryan as they discuss porno credits, wrestling vs kickboxing, and Maine-based community theater. It's our review of Final Impact!

 

Time stamps:

0:02:30 - Background

0:22:00 - Back-of-the-Box Summary

0:31:40 - Notable Scenes

0:40:05 - The Good

0:44:40 - The Bad

0:57:30 - The Ugly

Jan 15, 2023

Foreign sci-fi films are our bread and butter, so how could we resist watching a late 60s Italian film about brave atronauts meeting troubled aliens? Join Tom and Ryan as they discuss Mombasa, Level 4 specimens, and the most successful sci-fi book series ever made. It's our review of Mission Stardust!

 

Time stamps:

0:04:15 - Background

0:16:25 - Back-of-the-Box Summary

0:29:30 - Notable Scenes

0:34:15 - The Good

0:39:00 - The Bad

0:51:55 - The Ugly

Jan 1, 2023

2022 was the year we came out of and/or started ignoring the pandemic, but did the movies this year make us sick? Which visual was the most stomach-churning? Which terrible moment is seared into our memories? And what exciting first is happening for our awards this year? Find out in the 2022 Schlocky Awards!

 

Time Stamps:

0:03:25 - Explanation, Film List, and Lifetime Achievement Award
0:12:50 - Worst Character
1:07:10 - Worst Moment or Line
2:01:50 - Worst Visual
2:17:35 - Best Moment
2:26:05 - The 10 Worst Films of the Year

Dec 15, 2022

Ho ho ho! It's our seasonal holiday episode, and we're once again tackling a Christmas romance that doesn't deliver! This time it's former sweethearts who have gone their separate ways...but can the magic of the season bring them back together? Join Tom and Ryan as they discuss beauty pagent drama, movie Santas, bad sound production, and real-life rom-coms. It's our review of The Christmas Coupon!

 

Time stamps:

0:02:55 - Background

0:19:35 - Back-of-the-Box Summary

0:30:15 - Notable Scenes

0:38:20 - The Good

0:40:35 - The Bad

0:55:45 - The Ugly

Dec 1, 2022

More Roger Corman?? Say it ain't so! We've got a depressing 1950s morality tale all about the corrupting influence of money, power, and worst of all--women! Join Tom and Ryan as they talk about professional safecrackers, precise timing, and swift conclusions. It's our review of High School Big Shot!

 

Time stamps:

0:03:55 - Background

0:21:50 - Back-of-the-Box Summary

0:35:00 - Notable Scenes

0:43:10 - The Good

0:49:15 - The Bad

0:58:35 - The Ugly

Nov 15, 2022

There's almost a comfort in returning to the sword-and-sorcery genre. It's time for an 80s fantasy film inspired by Heavy Metal aesthetics that isn't shy about indulging in excess. Join Tom and Ryan as they talk bad beheadings, non-stop nudity, and evasive editing in this cheesy flick. It's our review of Deathstalker!

 

Time stamps:

0:03:20 - Background

0:17:40 - Back-of-the-Box Summary

0:24:25 - Notable Scenes

0:30:05 - The Good

0:34:20 - The Bad

0:45:55 - The Ugly

Nov 1, 2022

Back-to-back weeks of terrible film! We've seen some of the worst that cinema has to offer, but is it possible that we've watched two all-time bad movies right in a row? Join Tom and Ryan as they swim with the sharks and talk about awful acting, atrocious audio, and some of the creepiest (in a bad way) scenes we've ever been subjected to. It's our review of 2016 atrocity Shark Exorcist.

 

Time stamps:

0:04:55 - Background

0:11:30 - Back-of-the-Box Summary

0:19:30 - Notable Scenes

0:27:10 - The Good

0:29:25 - The Bad

0:48:55 - The Ugly

Oct 15, 2022

We've been through some of the worst films in cinematic history. We survived Plan 9. Made it through Manos. Pushed through The Room. But is this the worst film we've ever watched for this podcast? Join Tom, Ryan, and special guest Mike as they discuss a romantic comedy that must be one of the lows of cinema, while also getting in some comments about David Lynch, ducks, and video game hero Gex. It's our review of Love on a Leash!

 

Time stamps:

0:04:05 - Background

0:16:35 - Back-of-the-Box Summary

0:22:05 - Notable Scenes

0:34:05 - The Good

0:39:10 - The Bad

0:53:40 - The Ugly

Oct 1, 2022

Sometimes genre films cross lines and blend together disparate elements to make compelling viewing. But despite the talent of actors like Jack Palance, Westworld this isn't. Join Tom and Ryan as they talk about proper experiment procedures, love trapezoids, and killing for fun and profit. It's our review of Welcome to Blood City!

 

Time stamps:

0:04:30 - Background

0:24:45 - Back-of-the-Box Summary

0:40:30 - Notable Scenes

0:48:05 - The Good

0:52:35 - The Bad

1:09:00 - The Ugly

Sep 15, 2022

It's time to check out a legend of the silver screen, Bela Lugosi in a late-career cheap thriller that isn't exactly Dracula. Join Tom and Ryan as they discuss the relative opacity of spirits, disappearing spouses, and executing the wrong person for a crime. It's our review of The Invisible Ghost!

 

Time stamps:

0:03:30 - Background

0:27:40 - Back-of-the-Box Summary

0:43:25 - Notable Scenes

0:51:05 - The Good

0:59:20 - The Bad

1:10:05 - The Ugly

Sep 1, 2022

What's more exciting than transportation logistics? If you said "anything," then we'd like to change your mind with this 70's made-for-TV action film about truckin'! Join Tom and Ryan as they discuss highway weight limits, one-sheriff towns, and good truckin' buddies. It's our review of Hijack!

 

Time stamps:

0:03:50 - Background

0:23:25 - Back-of-the-Box Summary

0:33:05 - Notable Scenes

0:41:35 - The Good

0:46:10 - The Bad

0:59:35 - The Ugly

Aug 15, 2022

We do plenty of genre pictures on this podcast, but one genre we've rarely looked at is the romantic drama. It's high time we rectified that by watching this ice-cold clunker from the 80's about a bubble boy and his rocker love interest! Join Tom and Ryan as they discuss plate glass sex scenes, whiny main characters, and the various state requirements for getting legally married. It's our discussion of Crystal Heart!

Time stamps:

0:04:30 - Background

0:18:55 - Back-of-the-Box Summary

0:29:55 - Notable Scenes

0:37:10 - The Good

0:43:20 - The Bad

1:06:15 - The Ugly

Aug 1, 2022

It's the mid-2000s and fantasy is IN thanks to Lord of the Rings! Unfortunately wer're stuck with a D-grade attempt at an LotR-style fantasy movie based on a video game, headed by Uwe Boll. Join Tom and Ryan as they talk action stars, over-acting, and cramming too much plot into one poorly paced film. It's our review of In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Seige Tale!

 

Time stamps:

0:04:10 - Background

0:42:15 - Back-of-the-Box Summary

0:52:15 - Notable Scenes

1:03:15 - The Good

1:10:10 - The Bad

1:26:10 - The Ugly

Jul 15, 2022

Finally it's time to tackle a good ol' buddy-style action-comedy! And what better buddy pair could we ask for than Jackie Chan and Owen Wilson? Join Tom and Ryan as they look at a sequel that kicks and punches its way through London. On the way they'll discuss writing v. fighting, British imperialism, and blowing up Donnie Yen with a firework. It's our review of Shanghai Knights!

 

Time stamps:

0:03:45 - Background

0:29:05 - Back-of-the-Box Summary

0:38:35 - Notable Scenes

0:47:00 - The Good

0:52:20 - The Bad

1:07:10 - The Ugly

Jul 1, 2022

What can you do about a group fo delinquent kids chopping up cars for parts? What about delinquent kids playing bad 50s rock 'n' roll? Join Tom and Ryan as they attempt to answer these pressing questions, as well as discuss important topics like driving chickens, the target audience at drive-ins, and incompetent detectives. It's our review of the 1961 crime drama The Choppers!

 

Time stamps:

0:04:15 - Background

0:24:25 - Back-of-the-Box Summary

0:40:35 - Notable Scenes

0:45:35 - The Good

0:52:05 - The Bad

1:02:40 - The Ugly

Jun 20, 2022

Gamera is a friend to all children and a foe to anyone who wants to destroy Expo 70! Yes, we're back with another kaiju film starring everyone's favorite giant turtle. Join Tom and Ryan as they talk about scenic green space in the lungs, the Tower of the Sun, and how to stay safe when your city is being seiged by giant monsters. Strap into your tiny submarine for our review of Gamera vs Jiger!

 

Time stamps:

0:05:25 - Background

0:16:50 - Back-of-the-Box Summary

0:33:15 - Notable Scenes

0:41:15 - The Good

0:46:45 - The Bad

1:04:25 - The Ugly

Jun 1, 2022

Ewoks! Ewoks! Ewoks! It's the second made-for-TV-and-British-theaters Ewoks adventure film, this time with our favorite Liberty Mutual spokesman, Wilford Brimley. Join Tom, Ryan, and special guest and Star Wars expert Greg as they talk about horse colors, bad masks, and super-speedy Teeks. It's our review of Ewoks: The Battle for Endor!

 

Time stamps:

0:04:25 - Background

0:23:35 - Back-of-the-Box Summary

0:37:05 - Notable Scenes

0:51:25 - The Good

0:58:45 - The Bad

1:21:30 - The Ugly

May 15, 2022

What can be better than a classic cozy murder mystery? A young woman is murdered 13 years to the day after her father died mysteriously at a dinner party. What's going on? And whodunnit? Join Tom and Ryan as they try to solve the mystery while also discussing famous brothels, Scooby-Doo, and the one and only Ginger Rogers. It's our review of The Thirteenth Guest!

 

Time stamps:

0:04:25 - Background

0:18:40 - Back-of-the-Box Summary

0:27:50 - Notable Scenes

0:37:30 - The Good

0:42:20 - The Bad

0:51:50 - The Ugly

May 1, 2022

We've already seen plenty of Star Wars knock-offs, but this one takes the cake! Specifically the rancid, molding, decades-old fruit cake. Join Tom and Ryan as they review another awful Italian sci-fi flick by the same director who brought us War of the Robots. We also discuss carnival music, robot sex, and hookah! It's our review of Star Odyssey! (CW: References to suicide and infertility.)

 

Time stamps:

0:03:45 - Background

0:13:40 - Back-of-the-Box Summary

0:29:25 - Notable Scenes

0:36:15 - The Good

0:39:05 - The Bad

0:54:45 - The Ugly

Apr 15, 2022

It's sequel time! Why would we stop at watching only one Highlander film when there are so many others to be explored? Join Tom and Ryan as they talk about bad coordinates, worse romances, and the worst retconning we've ever seen. Listen and you'll agree, "there can be only one" review for Highlander II: The Quickening!

 

Time stamps:

0:03:20 - Background

0:29:50 - Back-of-the-Box Summary

0:49:45 - Notable Scenes

0:59:00 - The Good

1:01:15 - The Bad

1:16:45 - The Ugly

Apr 1, 2022

We've already seen one film about a human head being kept alive by grotesque experimentation. How about another?? And this time we're revisiting a schlock "classic," an all-timer of a bad film. Join Tom and Ryan as they talk about cat fights, remakes, and of course James Bond films with "Brain" in the title! It's our review of The Brain That Wouldn't Die!

 

Time stamps:

0:05:55 - Background

0:21:20 - Back-of-the-Box Summary

0:33:40 - Notable Scenes

0:39:55 - The Good

0:44:20 - The Bad

0:55:30 - The Ugly

Mar 15, 2022

There's nothing like an old-fashioned murder mystery to get the mind turning and the blood pumping. And if we add Vincent Price to the mix, what could go wrong? Join Tom and Ryan as they discuss charisma, causality, and common sense (or a lack thereof). Slip on your clawed gloves and listen to our review of The Bat!

 

Time stamps:

0:03:05 - Background

0:22:55 - Back-of-the-Box Summary

0:33:45 - Notable Scenes

0:44:05 - The Good

0:50:05 - The Bad

1:02:50 - The Ugly

Mar 1, 2022
Tom and Ryan are keeping their youth with an invigorating beauty product!

No one would argue that The Fly isn't a lesson in gross-out body horror...but what if a human was crossed with a wasp? Join Tom and Ryan as they discuss all things waspy, from beauty products to bad special effects to re-used film scores. Get buzzing for our review of The Wasp Woman!

 

Time stamps:

0:04:00 - Background

0:23:50 - Back-of-the-Box Summary

0:41:50 - Notable Scenes

0:52:30 - The Good

0:58:15 - The Bad

1:08:00 - The Ugly

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